I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I need to sanitize my soul.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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