Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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