I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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