hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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