They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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