There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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