Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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