Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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