Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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