Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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