i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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