Your tits are I can't wait for
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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