I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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