just survived the first fart of the relationship.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Drunk walkin through police station. America
My liver just had a heart attack.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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