Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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