You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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