Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
