just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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