SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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