He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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