You really coming over, don't trick.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
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We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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