We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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