Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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