Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
