people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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