just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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