there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Are we still banned from the library?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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