everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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