He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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