he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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