totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
You took a bar mat shot.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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