Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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