he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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