maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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