They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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