Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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