Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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