I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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