is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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