we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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