You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?