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(704): View more from North Carolina

So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.

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(936): View more from Texas

My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.

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(541): View more from Oregon

we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.

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(303): View more from Colorado

It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.

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(214): View more from Texas

No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!

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(989): View more from Michigan

All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.

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(254): View more from Texas

I'm too high and old for this...

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