So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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