if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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