Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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