But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We have started to decorate penises.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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