Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(609): View more from New Jersey

Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.

Fav 23 5237 1267
share tweet
(353): View more from

I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing

Fav 41 5885 2083
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it

Fav 14 7423 1012
share tweet
(262): View more from Wisconsin

I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.

Fav 8 4022 1482
share tweet
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
Read it at the TFLN blog
(203): View more from Connecticut

My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free

Fav 2 1876 830
share tweet
(484): View more from Pennsylvania

he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.

Fav 2 913 1451
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(262): View more from Wisconsin

At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun

(262): View more from Wisconsin

Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating

Fav 10 2322 825
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(602): View more from Arizona

We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.

Fav 9 1166 689
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(504): View more from Louisiana

We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex

Fav 0 30 17
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT