My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?