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Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm just crazy horny about you
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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