susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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