I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
what day is it and did you see me today?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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