C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
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Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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