I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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