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(810): View more from Michigan

Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone

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(415): View more from California

What a fucking waste of an outfit

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(732): View more from New Jersey

wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?

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(727): View more from Florida

Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"

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(613): View more from Ontario

You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.

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(713): View more from Texas

He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.

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(801): View more from Utah

I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.

(1-801): View more from Utah

I'll pay you to teach me.

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