So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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