now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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