Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Don't EVER smell your tampon
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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