whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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