did you get engaged???
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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