I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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