I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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